Thursday, April 16, 2009

Teabaggin' Faggots

Ok so I had to pull out the blog once again because dumb ass people live in this country. First off people were protesting the Tax that we have paid for years and the reason why we get to live in this great nation. You think that everything just comes free? Roads, Government Agencies, Military, Help for the needy, just about everything you have has gone through the Government. Some went along the lines of saying "Taxation without Representation" Fuck you your a disgrace to Paul Reveere and just about every Revolutional hero from that time.

Fuck you know I'm tired of this already every one that bought tea, wasted it, and protested against the IRS and taxes go fuck yourself, move to Cananda or Mexico and shut the fuck up.

You bought Tea and didn't drink it? What the fuck is wrong with your head bitch?

Call your buddy that lives next door and ask him to drop his nutsack on your face. Teabaggin'.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The first post

Its that special time when Cisco gets enough time, a keyboard, and a topic and goes off on something, someone, or a topic. Since its the first of the year i'm going to take on many topics today.

First up - A bitch named Ann Coulter

What can I say about this poor excuse for an American. First she comes off as this republican representative that speaks her mind. I'm not going to say anything about that because I respect the first amendment. However its what comes out of her mouth that makes her a waste of oxygen. She has her mind all ready made up before the question is asked. Then she goes on the Today show and ruins my morning routine. She says she does not like president-elect Barack Obama because of his middle name. She refers to our new prez as "B. Huessain Obama. Now his middle name is Huessain but what the fuck does that have to do what kind of person he is. Now my middle name is Richard but I don't know nothing about weather like Poor RICHARDS Almanac. So fuck that comment she made. Next up is this bitch likes to interupt Matt Lower, no body fucks with matt lower. She wines and bitches on national tv and takes up a spot that someone with intellegence could have been on. If you ain't republican then she doesn't care about you or your ideas. Her new book is called "If democrats had brains, they'd be republicans." Fuck her and her stupid book. Why don't you wait, listen to the question, then answer don't just go with the most conserative answer before the question is asked. Ship her of to Cananda immediatly.

Secondly - If I see you, I'll beat your ass

Yeah, so my wife and I were board the other night so be discussed our past relationships and other things. If I see her ex-boyfriend I might kill him. He took something that wasn't his and I want it back. Just look at him he looks like a piece of shit. If thats not bad enough he lied about his age to her and lies everyday to stupid middle school age girls. This guy needs to be stearlized. Anyways he is apparently in love with one of the uglyest girls I have laid my eyes on, his roommate. The girl he broke up with my wife is even worse. So I thank him for being an ass and a fuckin' loser so I could find the love of my life, however If I do infact see this scumbag I'll fuck him up. He should be going door to door telling the world he is a sex offender. Put him on the list:

Finally for today - Incredible Country songs these days....

What is going on with Country Music these days, its phenomenal. So I'm going to throw out the latest and greatest download them! Or use youtube or jango and listen to them. Awesomeness.

1. Where I'm from - Jason Michael Carroll
This is a great song about growing up in a small town, and meeting someone in a first class seat on an airplane. It goes on to say how the person he meets is from a small town as well but has moved on to a busy business life. A+

2. Adaliene - Keith Anderson
As a huge Keith fan I'm going to say this is a great song and needs to be downloaded. Its about a tattoo of a girl...just listen to it.

3. One in every crowd - Montgomery Gentry
My theme song....listen to it and you'll agree.


Well thats it for this post but I'll be back soon for more. Hopefully I can find the time to express the opinions of the legend that is...the Ciscokid.

A Whole New Blog....

This blog is not about me anymore instead its for me to write to all the fans and say some ridiculous stuff.....

Hope you all enjoy it!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

So Cisco whats new?

I know I haven't posted in awhile and I know that you, readers are upset by this. So let me bring everyone up to speed on whats new and exciting in my life.

I know I'm breaking alot of hearts but Pyrom and I are still happy and together. We have officially announced our engagment and will be getting married in the spring of 2010. We have selected our wedding party. It will consist of the Best Man being my brother Nick. First Groomsmen (back up best man) will be my best friend, Brad "boo" Dawson. Saroeun and Sat E, Pyrom's brothers, along with Zach DeCicco (my brother from another mother) will be the Ushers. Our wedding will not be traditional church wedding. I mean my name is Cisco, what more would you expect from me? Instead we are going with a "Rock Star" themed wedding, Pyrom's dress will not be white with a long train and stuff. Instead maybe a black, red, or blue dress. I'm going with a standard white shirt(or silver?) with black pants, black coat, and maybe either a button or bow tie, no traditional tux or lame crap. Hair will be spiked in a faux hawk. My Groomsmen will have either red or black shirts with black or silver ties, not sure what I want yet, along with black pants and finish with a black suit coat. Instead of having two separate ceremonies we are having one giant party. Reception and Vows will be the same event. We decided to write our own vowls and not have a religious event, because I'm catholic and she is Buddist. Anyhow, our wedding party will be announced, groomsmen with brides maids, while walking down the isle they will have "theme music" played leading up to my arrival to the "altar." As I walk down the isle it will be the last walk I take alone. I will have a projector showing scenes from my life leading up to the big day on 6/26/2008 when our relationship started. The song I have picked has been....not decided yet, however I have narrowed it down to two choices "The Walk" by Sawyer Brown and "He didn't have to be" by Brad Pasiley. Its something dedicated to my Father, Kevin Langlois, who basically made me the person I am today and has been my personal hero since I woke up in my teenage years. Then Pyrom will walk with her father, and her song will play along with her life played on the projector. Then our vowls and such will commence. After we are presented as Mr. and Mrs. we will start the "party." Open bar to begin with because I don't feel it is right to bring a gift and still pay for drinks. If your underage don't think about ruining my perfect day, sorry but no alcohol for you! Our wedding party photos will be from around the city. Oh yeah we are getting married in Times Square New York. Hopefully but it will definitly be in New York.

Next I finally start my career on monday. I am an Automatrix Engineer which means I draw up blueprints, write the code, and assist in the installation of comercial heating and air units for Emcor, a national multi-billion dollar company. Based in New England I will be travelling around the states to do my duties. I will spend time in Canada for training as well as heading back to the Burgh to attend automatrix school. I am ready to finally get paid some money!

Finally I leave you with this:

"Someday we'll all have perfect wings..." God showed up here in Naugatuck last night, he told me that it was all apart of the plan since I was younger. He handed me a pair of wings, and said "you have made it over some pretty overwhelming odds, you have accepted that, and now you can seriously fly son."

"I'm gonna miss your ass. Never give up in what you do."
~Dave West, reading it everday on the mirror in my bathroom.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Have You Forgotten?

Because this time usually makes me think of the time 7 years ago when a group of hijackers decided to hit the towers and the pentagon I brought the blog out of the depts of hell. This week there has been numerous documentaries on discovery, history, and A&E channels on TV. However I never saw the film before this year but there is a conspiracy theory movie called Loose Change. I did watch it for the first time last night. Anyhow if you haven't seen it it is a movie about how the government fixed September 11, so we could go to war with the middle east. It is nicley shown with great editing that my 2 year old cousin could do on final cut pro using a mac. The movie is narratorated well and includes "out of contex" news reports to make it sound how they want it to sound. These assholes don't deserve freedom. Then those bright people over at Popular Mechanics magazine disprove all of these so called myths of what actually happened on that tragic date. Then on a TV show called Democracy Now! The editor of the movie with the researcher face off against the editor of chiefs from Popular Mechanics book "Debunking 9/11 Myths." You can look these up on youtube for enjoyment. However those little pricks from loose change need to get their ass beat. If you don't want to watch the movie here is a small list of things that they say is untrue about september 11 along with what they have to say.

1. A plane didn't not hit the Pentagon. A missle did.
Yeah fucking right, the plane was tilted on its side ass whipes and its real life not a fucking cartoon there wouldn't be a cut out of a plane.

2. There was no plane that went down in Shanksville, PA, because there was nothing left of it.
Plane moving 535mph, straight down with gravity at 9.8 meters per second, hitting a hard non moving object called "the ground", boom! scraps of metal is all that would be left. And they did recover that black box with Todd Beamers voice saying that infamous line "You ready? Let's Roll."

3. Bombs placed in WTC towers. Thats why they collasped.
Yeah the government wanted to kill firefighters and people inside. Thats right you fucking jokes. Look here communistic scumbags when were the towers built in 1960. So what kind of technology did they have back then, black and white tv's. Also, it was set on fire in 1975 and bombed in 1993 weekend the steel a bit? Then a plane slams in to again a non-moving structure at 535 mph. Call isaac newton and bitch him out dickwads.

4. Building 7 collaspe wasn't an accident but it was brought down by explosives.
So what if it was brought down by explosives no one was in it. Maybe it needed to be brought down or maybe because the mother fucker was on fire and it was poorley built and was not built to withstand fire and it had generators full of diesel fuel blowing the fuck up it collasped. I dunno its just a thought.

5. Planes could have been shot down.
Ok first we don't know where they are going and if you shoot a plane down its gotta go somewhere right? So lets kill more fucking people than they already did. Or since we can't just jump on the plane and take it over lets see if the hijackers fuck up? And guess what they did, they didn't hit the pentagon like they were supposed to and the heros on United 93 were like fuck you to the terrorists and while the plane was crashing they were pointing a finger at tree huggin hippies like these douchebags and waving an american flag.

6. People that made this movie should leave my fuckin country.
This is a true statement and I'm serious these assholes need to get the fuck out. Why? Because they truthfuly beleive that the government lies and made september 11th up.

Now let me tell you this. September 11th did happen, terrorists did in fact do this. Jason Bermas quotes the Pittsburgh Gazette in the Faceoff show. That newspaper doesn't exist bitch. Its the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and now I can label you a jagoff, a what? A person that pissed off a pittsburgher -- a jagoff. Secondly I don't understand why you would believe this. Why you say things like it was impossible for this or impossible for that. Listen Bitches nothing is impossible just ask Joe Nichols in his song.

Unsinkable ships, sink -- Titanic
Unbreakable walls, break -- Berlin Wall
Sometimes the things you think would never happen
Happens just like that
Unbendable steel, bends -- World Trade Center
If the fury of the wind is unstoppable -- Ask these douche bags to stop a tornado please.
I've learned to never underestimate
The impossible

So things happen history has shown that an awkward anonmaly happens from time to time. It happens more in sports but these guys don't like sports. I bet the jocks picked on them while they were in high school and instead of coming out of the closet or killing themselves they put loose change out on the internet. If I couldn't get caught doing it I would hack their site and draw penises all over it.

Their mothers should of had abortions.

Inconclusion to Dylan Avery, Korey Rowe, and Jason Bermas, the three Creators of Loose Change get the fuck out of the USA. You are the scum of this country, you don't deserve to have freedom and you certainly don't know what it is to be an American. You have rights and privlages here and you exploit them. You think this is free speech? Men have fought for our freedom, for liberty or death, for the Red, White, and Blue, the stars and stripes, we have stood up to slavery, and have crippled walls and barriers, we have helped other nations around the world and have become the greatest country on the face of the earth but you pieces of shit want to take all of that back, you want to strip the "heroes" of September 11th thier prestigious honor and want to crucify the government for what? Go tell a veteran, active member of the military, or a family member who losted a loved one in the tragic events and let them know they died for no reason just so the government looks good. I hope you all get cancer, die a slow horrible life, and spend enterity in hell you ungratefull pieces of shit.


I truley mean this......nobody fucks with America.

God Bless the USA and long live all lost in the tragic events 7 years ago.

"LET'S ROLL"

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I turned 20

Well it was my birthday on the greatest day of the year July 29. I turned 20 and for the first time I wasn't in the burgh but instead out here living the dream. I had a wonderful time with my friends and the love of my life. Pears and I celebrated on Monday and had a great time. She got me an iron so my shirts can be wrinkle free! Also, since i'm a huge dane cook fan she bought me "Good Luck Chuck" and a trip to Boston, Massachusettes which we will be taking on friday with our good friend Slim Charles. Also, since many of you know I'm a coaster guru, I will be heading to Six Flags New England (SFNE) on Saturday to ride Superman: Ride of Steel and finally get that 100th coaster! On Tuesday, the boys took me out to Hooters for the celebration, but it was cut short by our waitress. She was basically a bitch and was tipped a total of 1.50 off a bill that was over 100 dollars easily. Listen you work at hooters we are supposed to look at your tits! No one said this blog was rated G.

But I was with my friends so I still had a fun and exciting time.

It is official Pears and I are moving in together when the summer is over. I just can't wait to show her off to my family and finally meet hers. We are taking a week vacation to, you guessed it, Pittsburgh just to chill and relax for a week. Then its back to Connecticut where we will start our new life together. I can't explain what this feels like. She is the first thing I think about when I get up and the last thing I think about before my head hits the pillow. You know people throw that "love" word around a lot or some are just afriad of it. But this, this is something I waited a long time for and I definitly think I deserve a girl like her. When I'm with her I feel like it is where I'm supposed to be like God brought us together for one summer but wanted it to last a lot longer. It almost didn't happen with her interning at ESPN and almost getting a job but left to teach kids at Sacred Heart, while I almost went to CMU to teach but got relocated to CT and was brought to a whole new state 10 hours from "home."

takes me back to my favorite TV show growing up.

Shawn Hunter: "Do you really like her?"
Cory Mathews: "Yeah, I really do."

Friday, July 25, 2008

Time of my life

Today is the one month anniversary of my relationship to my girlfriend "Pears" and I couldn't be happier. What we have is something more real than any story or movie. Its the feeling you get when you see the name appear on the Caller I.d., you still get those butterflies when they call of simply smile at you. When she looks into my eyes so deeply that it makes me feel as if I can do anything. When I'm with her I forget about everything. So I guess you can say I'm living the dream.

Still in love with Connecticut because there is so much to do here. It makes me feel like a little kid again.

Changing lives has become my forte and I wouldn't have it anyother way than with the "family" I have here.

You know you go through life not knowing whats around the next bend but you keep pushing. Its the ones that fight for everything and risk it all that become truely happy. You know the hardest thing to do is go for a week without talking to your dad or mom, and the only communication you have is e-mail because of your career or the only time you have to yourself is after they go to sleep and your supposed to be doing the same.

Well bitches now that I have gotten sentimental on your asses and maybe made your teenage girlfriend shed a tear its time to get down to business.

I hear know one works at the clubhouse anymore besides a cook, server, and a bartender.
- Only because the kid left.

finally the ending of this blog.

"gon miss your crazy ass. take care of urself. keep ur head up n never give up in wat you do"
~dave

Still readin that shit bro.